Thursday, August 2, 2007

Funny C/C++ declarations!

Need some C/C++ knowledge :-)
May contain "explicit" words

auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
long dong_silver;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
union organizer;
union jack;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check; unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof member];
union onion;

/*if GCC extensions are allowed*/
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */


const ipated;
case closed:
double or_nothing;
short sighted;
void if_removed; /* warranty */
volatile buggy_code;
unsigned anonymous;
int erbreed;

/* Borland's additional C keywords */
huge penis;
interrupt ed;
near sighted;
far out;


men()
{
goto pub;
pub:
return pissed;
}

women()
{
goto bathroom;
bathroom:
while (1) ;
}

class dismissed : public annoyance

###Extracted from GNU's site###

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